I’m only writing on this subject because for the second time this week I woke up to find melted chocolate on my face and on my pillow case in the AM.
Apparently the fat kid that resides inside of my soul has found the chocolate that I store in a drawer halfway across my room.
At some point in the night the urge for candy, snacks, chocolate or just food in general must have taken over my body, made me crawl halfway out of bed (just far enough to reach) and unwrap the Toblerone that resides in the drawer.
That’s the amazing part.
The bad part is I have no recollection of this crap happening!!
And that scares me !
If my mind is capable of doing this without my knowledge, what else can I do while asleep?
Make a bowl of pasta?
Stand in the cold and BBQ a steak?
God forbid I end up in a relationship, my (make belief) partner might be very scared of my chocolate eating night fetish (let alone the snoring) and run away.
I’m A MONSTER !!!
the worst part is having to wonder whether it’s chocolate on my face or if I’ve managed to do the unthinkable and had a terrible accident through the night.
here’s a hint….
Specially so early in the morning, when my brain is hardly functioning. Deciphering between chocolate and the worst case scenario takes a bit longer than it should and a slight panic sets in before I come to any conclusion.
To summ this up.
recognize if you’ve got an inner desire for something and make a choice.
Move the chocolate closer and indulge at 2AM or move the chocolate to a new spot and starve in the middle of the night.
Give into your desire or be strong and decide against it.
The Fat Kid WINS !!!